donnietrell:

lone-cnc:

islandnymph:

justjengie:

hersheyhipster:

the-pareidolia-paradigm:

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Dragon Balls are always a reblog for me

Just cause I love dragon ball

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

trentacles:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you’ve got a friend that’s always gossiping with you about other people, they’re probably gossiping about you with those other people too.

@baked-eggs

you

@trentacles y u so salty

ommanyte:

Self care is knowing that sometimes it’s ok to stay in and crack a cold one with yourself

i thought this said stay on crack